A new C63 S keeps doing acceleration runs near my house

"MLGCarGuy" (thejdmguy) 05/12/2016 at 01:34 • Filed to: None

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It definitely helps to keep you awake when studying.

Goodness, the shifts sound so magnificent.

DKerstan > MLGCarGuy 05/12/2016 at 01:39

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I would rather have that than the freight train that runs by my place every hour, plus we are on the corner of a major intersection so it is required to toot its horn.

scoob > MLGCarGuy 05/12/2016 at 01:44

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There’s an Allroad that sits in its owner’s driveway near my house.

It is very loud.

I can hear things going wrong 24/7.

His Stigness > scoob 05/12/2016 at 01:50

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I thought they only thing you would hear from an Allroad this owner going, “MOTHERFUCKER! NOT ANOTHER PROBLEM! SHIT!” every morning.

TheHondaBro > scoob 05/12/2016 at 01:50

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Is the car loud or the owner when they realize something’s wrong?

scoob > His Stigness 05/12/2016 at 01:52

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Each morning a different variation of that is yelled and heard across the entire zip code.

scoob > TheHondaBro 05/12/2016 at 01:56

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Both. I’m surprised the owner hasn’t given up and drank motor oil instead.

MLGCarGuy > DKerstan 05/12/2016 at 02:03

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That sucks. It’s nice where I am because you can hear some nice cars accelerating occasionally, but other than that, there’s no noise.

His Stigness > scoob 05/12/2016 at 02:03

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A week of Allroad

Monday: SON OF A BITCH!

Tuesday: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Wednesday: Ah Shiiit.

Thursday: YES AGAIN, IT’S A FUCKING ALLROAD, SO HURRY UP AND GET HERE!

Friday: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Saturday: Craiglisters show up looking at the car. Promptly leave without even knocking on the door.

Sunday: *Owner left towards the auto center...*

Monday: *constant horn honking in the rhythm of someone banging their head on the steering wheel.*

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness 05/12/2016 at 02:22

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I still love the allroad... obviously ownership requires money and or the sheer determination and handy-ness of opposaurus.

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/12/2016 at 02:26

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All Audi’s have always been met by a resounding “meh” from me. I don’t like AWD, and I think Quattro is terrible because it hangs the engine out in front of the wheels, which makes them understeer like a bitch. The steering also drives me nuts because it so devoid of anything. And they’re just Volkswagen’s with a different badge.

I love me some Mercedes though. But then, you didn’t ask for any of that.

I’ll see myself out now...